Originally crafted as a faux trailer – The VelociPastor tells the tale of a man of the cloth who can turn into a dinosaur kick Ninja ass. Like Machete and Hobo With A Shotgun – The VelociPastor has gone and found it’s way to feature film land and we’ve got the trailer to prove it. Check this out!
I know – what in the living hell did we just watch – right? Craziest thing I’ve seen in a while.
No official release date yet – just a “coming in 2017” promise.
The film stars Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro
and features Aurelio Voltaire as “Altair”.
How can you not want to see this? Updates as they occur.